A cousin who happens to be a friend also is so kind to send me this:
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but the Nestle Man will know!
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
This is pretty neat.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN
FIRST!
It takes less than a minute . Work this out as you read . Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
- First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate(more than once but less than 10).
- Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold).
- Add 5.
- Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator.
- If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756. If you haven't, add 1755.
- Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number.
The first digit of this was the number of times you really want to eat Chocolate (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
cool... but i did not dare compute... im too lkazy to get the calculator...
ReplyDeleteactually it will work even if i dont get to eat any chocolate in a week (since i dont crave for it like women do).
ReplyDeleteA very good age calculator indeed.
and it does tell that I'm 31. lol.
... I calculate BEER instead (of chocolate). hehe.
ReplyDeletenice one... and pretty accurate huh?! :-)
ReplyDeleteGaling! Final result was "536." Incidentally, I just turned 36 yesterday, hehe. :-)
ReplyDeleteWill recommend this to my family and friends. Thanks for sharing it with us, Bing.
lite anonymous, do it when you're not lazy anymore.
ReplyDeletei agree, rey. it will work even without the chocolate :-). did it do wonders with the beer?
yes, stranger, it is.
no problemo, jayred. naaliw lang ako.
I like my chocolates 7 days of the week. And happy birthday to jayred. :)
ReplyDeletetoday is her birthday?
ReplyDelete7 days a week, irene? baka maging diabetic ka nyan.
I don't binge on chocolates naman Bing. :) I just have a sweet tooth. And yeah, jayred said on her comment that she just turned 36. That would be two days ago. :)
ReplyDeleteyebba! chocolate math rocks!!!
ReplyDeletegaling 'no, rhada?
ReplyDeletedude it was off. and im a math major. maybe i just want chocolate more than i know
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