Is not to do your job right all the time. When you wanted to be out of job right away, just don’t yield an output everyday – fastest way of doing it. :-)
There are other ways of course and that will include
- Being lazy all the time. Stare into space, sleep.
- Complaining always. Complain about anything.
- Stealing company's time, technology, supplies. Do not bother yourself buying stuffs you can get from the office.
- Abusing your co-employees or co-workers. Make them do your job.
- Going on half-days, leaves, undertimes, and OBs when you are mostly needed.
- Deliberately not following instructions (or commands).
- Telling everybody (including the janitor) all the bad things about the boss.
This is an interpretation, what's yours?
Actually, I do agree with you. Just procrastinate and complain all the way, through and through.
ReplyDeleteSteal the heart of your boss's hot secretary/mistress after he left his wife and family for her and gave up half of his income and property after the divorce settlement.
ReplyDeleteConradict his ideas and opinions with some silly senseless rattlings during meetings or brainstorming sessions.
Do not shower for a week and then come in one day in a mismatched suit and start your day by spending a lot of time emotionally discussing the day's business with the water dispenser alone in the break room.
This might even send you to the insane infirmary for a good "medicated" rest. And if you qualify? A disability paycheck twice as much as your monthly paycheck for as long as you can maintain your insane profile.
I work in retail- so maybe here's a sure way to get fired- be rude with customers and maybe get into a heated argument with them. =)
ReplyDeleteBelieve you me, sometimes it's tough resisting the urge to do just that when I encounter rude shoppers.
In short be a major pain in the butt hehehe
ReplyDeletewell, procrastination is temporary, kyels.
ReplyDeleteha ha di ka lang matatanggal pag inagaw mo ang chiching, noypetes, matitigok ka pa! :-D
in America, you can use this to get pension. sa Pinas, 'alang pag-asa.
i understand, gina. dealing with rude people and getting even is very tempting ha ha
yea, verns. become a real major pain in the ass. :-)
Congrats on your new home. :)
ReplyDeletethanks, mitch. :-)
ReplyDeleteJust try getting on the bosses' nerves. In short be a pain in the butt. That ought ot do the trick.
ReplyDeleteI just noticed that you now have your own domain na rinpala, haha. Congrats, Bing... :-)
yes, decided it with real hard thought, single.
ReplyDeleteTwo questions re: domain names...
ReplyDeleteHow much is it?
Is the URL sexgod.com still available?
the prices vary, tk. here at wordpress 15$/year.
ReplyDeletei dont know if that domain name is still available ha ha why don't you try?
true, true. be a major pain in the boss' ass! that would definitely get you fired!
ReplyDeletevery true, di ba, babypink?
ReplyDeleteStealing from the company is one way to get fired instantly :(
ReplyDeleteBad behavior however takes a bit longer - a 3rd reprimand letter after 2 warning letters normally seals the deal for dismissal :(
ah, yes, bwone grave way to one's doom.
ReplyDeletesometimes employees pulling the strings are not even reprimanded because of their connections.
Making other workers do your job? - That will not get you fired - it will get you promoted.
ReplyDeletein some cases, rommel, it is true. what i mean here is being lazy enough to work while others labor hard. if one is a manager, that is a different situation.
ReplyDeletei was actually kidding :-) although i know a number of incompetent work mates who got promoted doing just that. they are lazy bludgers but able to talk their way up.
ReplyDeleteha ha oh, right. there are a lot of those kinds here in my current work. leeches.. :-(
ReplyDeleteNice post. kindly add, Always be Late even you have been suspended.
ReplyDeleteeven after you have been suspended? that's downright neglectful of a person, pmonchet.
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