I always keep files of funny emails from friends and acquaintances. This one sure cracked me up. It was sent last September, 2004 with the intention to make me smile. I didn’t only smile.
I was reminded of this also because of a post by jepoi and TK’s answer to the recent meme. Here goes… BRA TYPES.
What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type? "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from." Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?" Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."
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Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, butcouldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
I was reminded of this also because of a post by jepoi and TK’s answer to the recent meme. Here goes… BRA TYPES.
What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type? "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from." Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?" Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."
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Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, butcouldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
Now to the ladies – which type is yours? And gentlemen, you will need this depending on your preference so keep informed.
here's a man moment. whenever men get warped into the women's section in a store, there is so much more that goes through his head. (...ah, yes)
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHA, I loved that bing....:D
ReplyDeleteLMAO! This alsocracked me up Mam!! Hahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteHope you don't mind that I borrowed this joke and posted it on BSB. :D
ReplyDeletethat's for sure, braindead. wonder if all of your kind have the same track of thoughts he he
ReplyDeletesnglguy, actually i was thinking at first to post it at BSB.
hey, flexj, glad you liked it. which type do you prefer? ha ha
shortly after giving birth (so that's x3 already) i'd be smug with my D's but as the months went by i'd find them going back to the A's that nature had apparently intended, so there's usually an assortment of letters in my closet :)
ReplyDeleteyour new colors are so good to these tired eyes, bing :)
hey, bambit. thanks for appreciating.
ReplyDeletereally, you have an assortment of letters in the closet?? ha ha i cant remember myself going back to the old size. i must have grown big! that's why...
This was so, so funny! I love all my bras and now I learned something new about them as well: They're not Baptists. :) Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeletehi, gigi, good they're not Baptists he he
ReplyDeletebest regards, nice info
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