Languages of Love

They say that there are five languages of love necessary for strengthening your relationship with your partner:

1. Acts of Service

Husband to wife: Honey, can you please brush my denture?

2. Words of affirmation

Husband to wife: You look like Cathy Zeta Jones if you slash a little of the weight. (sighs with exasperation)

3. Gifts

Wife to husband: (embraces and kisses) Thank you, love, oh, I love you, very, very much! Thank you for the hundred-grand birthday gift! (To self: Yuk, what is that smell? He must have forgotten to brush his teeth!)

4. Physical Touch

Wife to husband: Oh, yea… aim at the center… Ah, yes… that’s it. Success! You have succeeded fixing my earring. Thank you, hon!

5. Quality Time

Wife to husband: Wow, you’re early, hon! You did not render OT today?
Husband to wife: Uhuh…, yes. I wanna spend more time with you? (To himself: O, thank god, she didn’t notice the hickey on my neck!)

Acknowledgment: Thanks to Tina Monson-Palma’s radio series about the languages of love (oh, not the interpretation…)